posted by App on Tuesday, January 18, 2005
[ løgïç 666] you need few tools for that
[ løgïç 666] a floppy,a green painted egg,a shirt with "1337 h4x0r",a realy angry guy and a hotchix0r
[ løgïç 666] so you wear the shirt
[ løgïç 666] go to the mall and spot a chix0r at your mall's mcDonalds
[ løgïç 666] then you find a huge guy(not too huge) and throw the egg at him
[ løgïç 666] that will make him realy angry
[ løgïç 666] you run to the chix0r(the guy must chase you) throw the floppy to her and say thatits important and you will meet her at the enterance in 15 mins
[ løgïç 666] then run out and let the guy kickz0r your ass
[ løgïç 666] then you come back all wounded and shit and if your lucky she actualy waits you
[ løgïç 666] in this case you come to her
[ løgïç 666] and try too look all deadly wounded
[ løgïç 666] tell her "tnx for saving that floppy...that guy wanted to steal my secret work that willprobably cost millions"
[ løgïç 666] she will belive if the wounds big enough and if she can see "1337 h4x0r" behindyour blood on the shirt
[ løgïç 666] then you tell "can i meet you later so i can tnx you?"
[ løgïç 666] and she will probably say "sure why not"(she gotta think your a cool bill gates thatwork for CIA or something)
[ løgïç 666] and whoila you got a chick
[ løgïç 666] all left is to get out of the hospital and call her
[ løgïç 666] lol
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